Thursday, January 29, 2015

"Unexpected" delivery

The doorbell rang with a hollow sound that reverberated through the marble floor. My fox perked its ears as it felt the low rumble of the doorbell as it paraded its melody through the house. It jumped down from the couch like Saharan royalty, and landed on the floor with the grace of water as it falls gently from the heavens. As it walked down a hallway its paws collided against the marble floor lightly tapping it like rain against a windowpane. I heard a benign clawing on my door. When I opened my door I saw my beloved pet poised for the trip to the front door. As we walked, its tail swayed side to side like a playful kitten in anticipation of what's behind the door. When I reached the handle I felt a strange sense of deja vu. The front door cracked open slowly to allow the sun to flow in and grasp at the internal workings of my fortress. My eyes soon adjusted to the drastic change in light and I see a young man from the National Postage System delivering my cadaver.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Advice:A-Z

Anything isn't always the best thing

Benevolencey is the best option

Certainty is uncertain  

Disparaging comments are for the weak minded

Encouraging words help the many

Flexing is only for the gym

Gregariousness should only involve constructive people

Happyness should be a life goal

Individuality is the only real personality

Judgment is reserved for someone who went to law school

Keen senses should be treasured

Leaving painful events in the past is the only way to enjoy the present and plan a better future

Monotony is a dream differed

No one can tell you what to do, you always have choices

Omnificiency is the byproduct of teaching our race to stand out of predetermined social standings

Perfection is only achieved when you believe you have achieved it

Queens are women that deserve respect, not women that only believe they do

Respect is a two-way street

Sullying your own name is as easy as lowering your standards

The truth is more importat than the guilt of a lie

Utopian societies are for perfect people

Vocational aspiration is the only way to fully enjoy life

Worrying about things you can't control is like trying to move a mountain

Xenophobia causes our world to be separated

Youth is limited, make the best of it

Zeal should be applied to everything you care about

Thursday, December 11, 2014

the man with a thousand souls can only live a life of one

My first copy would be sent to school to do my scholarly duties. I  love school, however, I find certain individuals to be intolerable. Even though overall, I see them for a miniscule amount of time their very presence irks my soul. I will eventually have to see them when copy #1 gives me his memories I won't have to worry about a display of bottled rage being directed toward a human being. Also, copy #1 can find out what I need to know for final exams.

 

Copy #2 can read my Biology textbook and answer all of the questions. This way I can have all the knowledge necessary to pass my biology class.

 

Copy  #3 can read my Literature book and answer all of the questions for the same reasons as copy #2.

 

Copy #4 will read my History book for similar reasons as copy #2.

 

Copy #5 will read my Spanish book for similar reasons as copy #2.

 

Copy #6 will read my Algebra 2 book for similar reasons as copy #2.

 

Copy #7 will spend its entire day learning the art of pattern making. This will immensely help my fashion career, if I decide to persue it. Pattern making takes years of practice, what I learn in one day would only consist of the basics, but could still help.

 

Copy #8 will study fabric manipulation and sculpting. This is a very unique technique that can elevate my designs to a haute couture level.

 

Copy #9 will spend its time at the library studying marine biology to help me when I go to college.

 

Copy #10  will spend its day looking for and applying for different scholarships to help me go to college.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

MY Island

My private island would be 100 feet above sea level. This will help keep vagrants and other commonfolk form roaming my island. A helicopter will be the only way to access my secluded paradise which will give a much more romantic view upon aproach of the island. The housing for my staff will be as luxurious as my estate built upon the highest point of elevation. Asthetically my estate will be designed to the highest levels of sculpturalization, trimmed in gold and embellished with semiprecious and precious gems.

 

My island will offer asylum to persecuted peoples around the world, and hopefully become a symbol for world peace and tolerance.

 

My island will also function as a marine sanctuary because wildlife preservation is vital for our world's ecosystem. In order to keep my fortress in working condition; I can hold charity benefits in order to raise  enough capital. Obviously not the most practical use for an island estate but well worth pursuing.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

The Phone Policy

The issue in question is the newly initiated policy prohibiting students from using cell phones in between classes in the hallway. Personally I am against this rule. Many people may argue that students should  spend their time walking to class instead of on their phones. However, many students have classes in the same building in close proximity to each other. This leaves students with a wasted use of time spent staring at empty seats. A student could capitalize on this waste of time by checking Angel or important messages. If a student is late to a class then that student should have his/her privileges revoked.

 

Another key point is if you have a punishment you should also have a legitimate reason for choosing that punishment. If you don't have a reason for a punishment besides "because I said so" than that punishment loses legitimacy and shows a lack of thought and frankly a lack of caring. These things are not desirable traits for a principal to have and I doubt that is what Ms. Quinn wants to portray, but they come through.

 

Personally,  I believe  if more information was given about the choice of punishment it would start to clarify her reasoning.

Magical Phone

A magicl phone would come standard with all the applications necessary to have a proper social media experience. The phone camera would have enough megapixels to allow you to see yourself down to the atomic level. This allows for a proper selfie and a flawless selfie almost all of the time. However,this requires incredibly good filters. If you can't take a good selfie it guides you on how to take a good one.

 

Your magical phone should change its physical screen shape to match the 3D pictures currently on display. The screen also depresses as you touch the screen as an interactive feature.

 

Another unique feature would be the surround sound and bass capabilities. Along with those features it also detects reverberations and auto automatically adjust for room size and shape. The phone also gives you editing tools to create your own music and share it.

 

My magical phone may seem unattainable but with some innovation it can become a reality.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

My imaginary restaurant

My imaginary restaurant would be called Regality, specializing in luxurious dinning options and handcrafted sumptuous food items. Our tables will feature linens that are pearl dusted and hand hemmed with 24k gold. The flatware will be solid handcrafted 24k gold, and covered with crystal glass and the haft will be covered with low karat diamonds. Our stemware will be crafted from amethyst, rimmed with gold, and lightly dusted with gold dust.

Regality's signature dish will be vanilla ice cream with apple pie. The apple pie will be handcrafted and delicately baked by artisanal pastry chefs with multiple awards from international societies and organizations dedicated to the perfection of confection . However, no expense will be spared, the finest ingredients will be used, and experimentation will be rampant as we will travel the globe to find new ingredients to use in our restaurant. The pie will be a prime example of this as each ingredient will be dissected and examined upon being received and before its usage. Each pie will be garnished with a sugar dome that will encapsulate the hand churned french vanilla bean ice cream.

A small issue with our restaurant is the price, as a result we must receive verification of monatary funds that are deemed exceptable for payment. Regality also requires that you make an appointment a week before the appointments date. This will alow for preperation and floor planning.