The doorbell rang with a hollow sound that reverberated through the marble floor. My fox perked its ears as it felt the low rumble of the doorbell as it paraded its melody through the house. It jumped down from the couch like Saharan royalty, and landed on the floor with the grace of water as it falls gently from the heavens. As it walked down a hallway its paws collided against the marble floor lightly tapping it like rain against a windowpane. I heard a benign clawing on my door. When I opened my door I saw my beloved pet poised for the trip to the front door. As we walked, its tail swayed side to side like a playful kitten in anticipation of what's behind the door. When I reached the handle I felt a strange sense of deja vu. The front door cracked open slowly to allow the sun to flow in and grasp at the internal workings of my fortress. My eyes soon adjusted to the drastic change in light and I see a young man from the National Postage System delivering my cadaver.
Thursday, January 29, 2015
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Advice:A-Z
Anything isn't always the best thing
Benevolencey is the best option
Certainty is uncertain
Disparaging comments are for the weak minded
Encouraging words help the many
Flexing is only for the gym
Gregariousness should only involve constructive people
Happyness should be a life goal
Individuality is the only real personality
Judgment is reserved for someone who went to law school
Keen senses should be treasured
Leaving painful events in the past is the only way to enjoy the present and plan a better future
Monotony is a dream differed
No one can tell you what to do, you always have choices
Omnificiency is the byproduct of teaching our race to stand out of predetermined social standings
Perfection is only achieved when you believe you have achieved it
Queens are women that deserve respect, not women that only believe they do
Respect is a two-way street
Sullying your own name is as easy as lowering your standards
The truth is more importat than the guilt of a lie
Utopian societies are for perfect people
Vocational aspiration is the only way to fully enjoy life
Worrying about things you can't control is like trying to move a mountain
Xenophobia causes our world to be separated
Youth is limited, make the best of it
Zeal should be applied to everything you care about