Thursday, January 29, 2015

"Unexpected" delivery

The doorbell rang with a hollow sound that reverberated through the marble floor. My fox perked its ears as it felt the low rumble of the doorbell as it paraded its melody through the house. It jumped down from the couch like Saharan royalty, and landed on the floor with the grace of water as it falls gently from the heavens. As it walked down a hallway its paws collided against the marble floor lightly tapping it like rain against a windowpane. I heard a benign clawing on my door. When I opened my door I saw my beloved pet poised for the trip to the front door. As we walked, its tail swayed side to side like a playful kitten in anticipation of what's behind the door. When I reached the handle I felt a strange sense of deja vu. The front door cracked open slowly to allow the sun to flow in and grasp at the internal workings of my fortress. My eyes soon adjusted to the drastic change in light and I see a young man from the National Postage System delivering my cadaver.

Thursday, January 22, 2015

Advice:A-Z

Anything isn't always the best thing

Benevolencey is the best option

Certainty is uncertain  

Disparaging comments are for the weak minded

Encouraging words help the many

Flexing is only for the gym

Gregariousness should only involve constructive people

Happyness should be a life goal

Individuality is the only real personality

Judgment is reserved for someone who went to law school

Keen senses should be treasured

Leaving painful events in the past is the only way to enjoy the present and plan a better future

Monotony is a dream differed

No one can tell you what to do, you always have choices

Omnificiency is the byproduct of teaching our race to stand out of predetermined social standings

Perfection is only achieved when you believe you have achieved it

Queens are women that deserve respect, not women that only believe they do

Respect is a two-way street

Sullying your own name is as easy as lowering your standards

The truth is more importat than the guilt of a lie

Utopian societies are for perfect people

Vocational aspiration is the only way to fully enjoy life

Worrying about things you can't control is like trying to move a mountain

Xenophobia causes our world to be separated

Youth is limited, make the best of it

Zeal should be applied to everything you care about