Thursday, December 11, 2014

the man with a thousand souls can only live a life of one

My first copy would be sent to school to do my scholarly duties. I  love school, however, I find certain individuals to be intolerable. Even though overall, I see them for a miniscule amount of time their very presence irks my soul. I will eventually have to see them when copy #1 gives me his memories I won't have to worry about a display of bottled rage being directed toward a human being. Also, copy #1 can find out what I need to know for final exams.

 

Copy #2 can read my Biology textbook and answer all of the questions. This way I can have all the knowledge necessary to pass my biology class.

 

Copy  #3 can read my Literature book and answer all of the questions for the same reasons as copy #2.

 

Copy #4 will read my History book for similar reasons as copy #2.

 

Copy #5 will read my Spanish book for similar reasons as copy #2.

 

Copy #6 will read my Algebra 2 book for similar reasons as copy #2.

 

Copy #7 will spend its entire day learning the art of pattern making. This will immensely help my fashion career, if I decide to persue it. Pattern making takes years of practice, what I learn in one day would only consist of the basics, but could still help.

 

Copy #8 will study fabric manipulation and sculpting. This is a very unique technique that can elevate my designs to a haute couture level.

 

Copy #9 will spend its time at the library studying marine biology to help me when I go to college.

 

Copy #10  will spend its day looking for and applying for different scholarships to help me go to college.

Thursday, December 4, 2014

MY Island

My private island would be 100 feet above sea level. This will help keep vagrants and other commonfolk form roaming my island. A helicopter will be the only way to access my secluded paradise which will give a much more romantic view upon aproach of the island. The housing for my staff will be as luxurious as my estate built upon the highest point of elevation. Asthetically my estate will be designed to the highest levels of sculpturalization, trimmed in gold and embellished with semiprecious and precious gems.

 

My island will offer asylum to persecuted peoples around the world, and hopefully become a symbol for world peace and tolerance.

 

My island will also function as a marine sanctuary because wildlife preservation is vital for our world's ecosystem. In order to keep my fortress in working condition; I can hold charity benefits in order to raise  enough capital. Obviously not the most practical use for an island estate but well worth pursuing.

Thursday, November 20, 2014

The Phone Policy

The issue in question is the newly initiated policy prohibiting students from using cell phones in between classes in the hallway. Personally I am against this rule. Many people may argue that students should  spend their time walking to class instead of on their phones. However, many students have classes in the same building in close proximity to each other. This leaves students with a wasted use of time spent staring at empty seats. A student could capitalize on this waste of time by checking Angel or important messages. If a student is late to a class then that student should have his/her privileges revoked.

 

Another key point is if you have a punishment you should also have a legitimate reason for choosing that punishment. If you don't have a reason for a punishment besides "because I said so" than that punishment loses legitimacy and shows a lack of thought and frankly a lack of caring. These things are not desirable traits for a principal to have and I doubt that is what Ms. Quinn wants to portray, but they come through.

 

Personally,  I believe  if more information was given about the choice of punishment it would start to clarify her reasoning.

Magical Phone

A magicl phone would come standard with all the applications necessary to have a proper social media experience. The phone camera would have enough megapixels to allow you to see yourself down to the atomic level. This allows for a proper selfie and a flawless selfie almost all of the time. However,this requires incredibly good filters. If you can't take a good selfie it guides you on how to take a good one.

 

Your magical phone should change its physical screen shape to match the 3D pictures currently on display. The screen also depresses as you touch the screen as an interactive feature.

 

Another unique feature would be the surround sound and bass capabilities. Along with those features it also detects reverberations and auto automatically adjust for room size and shape. The phone also gives you editing tools to create your own music and share it.

 

My magical phone may seem unattainable but with some innovation it can become a reality.

Thursday, November 6, 2014

My imaginary restaurant

My imaginary restaurant would be called Regality, specializing in luxurious dinning options and handcrafted sumptuous food items. Our tables will feature linens that are pearl dusted and hand hemmed with 24k gold. The flatware will be solid handcrafted 24k gold, and covered with crystal glass and the haft will be covered with low karat diamonds. Our stemware will be crafted from amethyst, rimmed with gold, and lightly dusted with gold dust.

Regality's signature dish will be vanilla ice cream with apple pie. The apple pie will be handcrafted and delicately baked by artisanal pastry chefs with multiple awards from international societies and organizations dedicated to the perfection of confection . However, no expense will be spared, the finest ingredients will be used, and experimentation will be rampant as we will travel the globe to find new ingredients to use in our restaurant. The pie will be a prime example of this as each ingredient will be dissected and examined upon being received and before its usage. Each pie will be garnished with a sugar dome that will encapsulate the hand churned french vanilla bean ice cream.

A small issue with our restaurant is the price, as a result we must receive verification of monatary funds that are deemed exceptable for payment. Regality also requires that you make an appointment a week before the appointments date. This will alow for preperation and floor planning.

Thursday, October 30, 2014

Things that comfort me

What comforts me

I. Trap music

II. Beyoncé

III. Fashion

IV. Color

V. Art

Trap music is characterized (usually) by familial alturism, affluence, loyalty, respect, explicit sexual references, drug references, organized crime, prostitution, murder, deep repetitive beats, metaphors, enjoying life, and love. You may ask "How is this comforting?", I'll explain. One of the most important things about trap music is how it is said, for example, if it is said weakly without the confident slightly cocky tone it does not convey the same emotions. Something else about trap music that most people don't understand is that you are not supposed to take them serious and practice what they are preaching.

Beyoncé comforts me simply because she's Beyoncé. She looks effortlessly flawless just like if she woke up like that, it also feels like people should bow down in her presence.

Fashion comforts me because it is luxurious and elegant, it effects me both physically and emotionally. I can feel emotion and devotion to someones craft and my heart begins to flutter in response.

Friday, October 24, 2014

I am from

I am from the land of  knowledge,

A desired automatism,

For assimilation of unbequeathed erudition,

 

If you wish to know,

Let its eddies entomb you,

 

I am from the land of orange satin,

Where the sun dances upon the wings of rainbows,

And glistens through a mid summers day

 

If you wish to stand out

Make your self fain and laudatory,  

 

I am from the land of incalescent eddies,

Surrounding a long forgotten dream,

A dream unseen, like a masterful tailor's seam,

 

If you wish to be inexpugnable,

Prepare to lose more than you gain,

 

I am from the land of gevalts perpetuated by gewgaw,

Its presence is etiolation

I aservate its repugnance

 

If you wish to stand out,

Be your ingenerat self

 

As the day becomes pervious to the night

Winged fowl screech and dart through the viscid nimbus enshrouding the day

 

Invidious trees reach snarled hands outstretched in sagaciousness

Invectives intumesce in an inanimate barrage

 

But all is as all was

Ars poetica eterne

Wednesday, October 8, 2014

Relationship advice

The reason breakups happen before valentine's day is the simple act of retrospection. Your partner is naturally going to think about you before that day purely because of its significance. Valentine's day is all about your relationship and how you've progressed emationally. If you don't make your partner realize how much they mean to you, and clandestinely how much you  mean to him/her, you may lose them, as the graph potently displays.

     Spring break is all about freedom and getting away from school. The last thing your partner wants is a reminder of school and being tied down. So, conversely you should be flirtatious and bubbly, but still retain your self respect and dignity.

      April fool's day shows such a sharp spike due to the covert operations that are traditionally associated with April 1st. So basically, just learn your boundaries with a sense of subtlety. 

Friday, October 3, 2014

What is Good Style and Taste

   Style is such an enigmatic noun that it seems to defy definition, however, when someone has it  you always seem to know. Style has to do with not only respect for yourself but also respect for those around you. For example, if you wear your pants six inches below your waist that is a lack of respect for yourself and those around you. If you had style you would wear dropped crotched pants which allows you to have the "same look" without the unattractiveness. Another style issue would sweatpants. I don't care if your sweatpants have a tribal print they are still hideous. You can find comfort without sacrificing style. Another style issue is yoga pants, they're called yoga pants for a reason. 
When I think of taste I think of the application of style. If you have skinny jeans but no curves leave them in the closet. Having taste means you wear things for your body type and for the rest of your outfit, for example wearing a simplistic white crisp pant with a fluorescent peplum top does not work.
Style always evolves with the trends but also with what you like, taste is just applied later.

Thursday, September 25, 2014

A list of things I'll never do



1.Never walk a rainway
2.I will never stick my head in a lions mouth
3.I will never be an agriculturalist 
          A rainway is a fashion runway that has a sprinkler system above the catwalk. The clothes are all waterproof and the makeup is also waterproof. First off, I would get my hair wet and that would make me look like a wet dog. My hair products would begin to flow on my face and into my eyes causing them to burn. Also the water would probably be really cold and would feel like the ALS ice bucket challenge (which was fun, sarcasm). However, I would watch one because many designers introduce new techniques that are astounding and magnificent that you really wouldn't see on a regular runway.

          I would never stick my head in a lion's mouth, enough said.
          
          I would never be an agriculturalist because it involves extreme laborious work, which is repugnant . The whole idea of having to milk cows, worry about crop growth, fertilizing, and getting eggs from chickens does exactly make me excited.

Thursday, September 18, 2014

The Haunted Never scream

     She thought she had left him under the old blackthorn tree. To call it a him would be rather presumptuous, seeing as he showed no stereotypical markings, however, it makes him seem more human and approachable. She was sure he had heard her because he nodded his head in understatement. She couldn't tell if he was looking at her because his large black elliptical eyes looked without direction. They seemed to swell and contract with the heart of the universe.

      She ran through the woods screaming anything she could in an attempt to get his attention, not knowing his name anything helps. She tripped and fell over a death cap but still kept yelling his name.

      She was never seen going in the forest or coming out, and only the swift rustling of trees could be heard.

Thursday, September 11, 2014

If I started a business

            If I started a business I would have fashion store devoted to only selling undiscovered designers. Many people struggle to have their designs sold on a commercial basis. Therefore, I propose a shop dedicated to only sell up-and-coming designers. It would provide revenue for people who need a form of income, thereby, bettering the community.
             I would also have a sewing class that I could run out the back. This would help offset the cost of upkeep if I don't sell enough product. I can also use that as a future resource for merchandise. I 1will also need to have mental fortitude in order to deal with the stress of running a business. I could run a gala to get some publicity for the designers. Could also  a taste have an annual runway to give the designers a taste of fashion week. 
               This is what I plan to do with my life, if I could start a business of course.

Thursday, September 4, 2014

My Number One Rule

      My number rule is to always go with your style and not with fashion. Purchasing clothes is an emotional experience and should be treated as such. If i don't immediately fall in love with a garment I will leave it on the rack and avoid it.
      Fashion is the seasonal output of huge retailers trying to make a fad lucrative, regardless of its attractiveness. Style is the attachment to certain textiles, piping, embroidery, buttons, fur, zippers, color blocking, patterns, etc.
      Your cloths deserve attention, it can produce a positive and carefree aura or it can make you feel bland and insignificant. Clothes are the physical embodiment of who you are not the personification of your money. You don't have to buy something because its expensive you should buy it because it matches your outfit or your mood.
        You should never have resignation when choosing your clothes , you should always have a say in what you wear. If you do than you are letting someone else chose who you are instead of you choosing who you are.
         Fashion deserves a passion and an attention to detail because that's what you deserve.